‘Escape The Matrix’ With Rampant Consumerism Unisex Boxy Tee
Price range: £30.55 through £31.85
Welcome to the realest simulation glitch ever captured in cotton. This tee hilariously exposes a generation trying to escape the Matrix… by diving headfirst into the very system they think they’re rejecting.
Rocking a VR headset, dollar chains, shopping bags, and fistfuls of cash, our hero is living proof that nothing says “free your mind” like crypto hustle brain rot and overpriced branded clobber!
With bold cartoon-style artwork and a crisp white background, this t-shirt is a riotous tribute to that one friend who swears they can handle Wray & Nephew… until they can’t.
Embrace comfort and style with this Unisex Oversized Boxy Tee, perfect for casual outings or lounging at home. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders create a laid-back vibe, making it an ideal choice for cozy weekends or social gatherings. This tee features a playful design that captures a fun spirit, making it a great gift for coffee lovers and dance enthusiasts alike. Suitable for birthdays, holidays, or just because, it effortlessly pairs with jeans, shorts, or joggers. Celebrate your individuality while enjoying a breathable, durable fabric that feels as good as it looks.
Product features
– 100% cotton for solid colors, ensuring softness and breathability
– Dropped shoulders for a relaxed and comfortable fit
– Durable double needle stitching for long-lasting wear
– Lightweight medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) for all-day comfort
– Tear-away label for added convenience and comfort
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
